Turns out we have no trash bags and our apartment desperately needs to be cleaned.

I also need to get a broom.

Looks like I’m leaving the apartment today.

Blech.

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

it’s not often that i say to myself “this is ridiculous and ill-advised even for you” but last night i made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only my hands because life is fleeting and it has no meaning other than the meaning we assign to it

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don’t live like me

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fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

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Best part about having a hotel room to yourself: getting ready in just your skivvies.

And that I must read the about section before liking someone so as not to get someone that says things like “hey, up for an adventure? How about adventuring each other’s naked bodies?”

I mean, I’m down for a hook up but for the love of all that is holy, please please please be less corny.

tokyodoll13:

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