Hot damn life is funny.

I was going to go meet up with ed in BG for a booty call basically. Half way there he tells me that he has to go pick up his roommate cause of a flat tire. It’s whatever so I came home and made food and cookies.

My night was super chill.

I heard my pone go off at 6:30 this morning for facebook - my Englishman Vegas lover had messaged me saying how good my “pussy game” was. That was literally all the message said.

This dude is 3700 miles away and that’s what he’s thinking about.

Hot. Damn.

I never would have expected that.

Colin Farrell in In Bruges may be one of the funniest performances ever.



men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals


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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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you were born to impress no one but yourself

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